So Pukkelpop released their first batch of names yesterday…
This summer is gonna be AMAZING.
So at the show in France last friday there was this really cute girl with short hair and I’m still kicking myself in the head for not talking to her because French and short hair are basically my two “things” and I’m never gonna see her again so striking out wouldn’t be embarrassing.
Yesterday when I got into work a colleague told me that he “fucked a girl so hard that morning, her bed broke”. But here’s the (even more TMI and unsettling) kicker: he also told me she had a large mirror next to her bed and he was checking out his own muscles while doing her.
Remind you of someone?
So even though he went on a city trip to Budapest last month, my brother’s now asked my father for money to go to Sevilla with his friends. And my dad said yes.
When I was my brother’s age, I’d already been working saturdays for two years to buy stuff ‘cause my parents wouldn’t. And now he just gets all this expensive shit for free, even though they already pay for literally everything else because he hasn’t worked a day in his life? Fuck that.